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🎧 NEW DROP: FAUX DJ TEE 🎧
Limited Edition. Maximum Shade.
You’ve seen them — the “DJs” at festivals who throw cakes, jump on tables, and somehow keep the music going without touching a single knob. Welcome to the age of the Faux Designer DJ.
This satirical banger is our sharpest cultural jab yet — featuring a Gucci-inspired color palette and a sharpie-scrawled font that screams DIY rebellion. Whether you're an old-school selector or just tired of the button-mashing fraudulence, this tee says what everyone’s been thinking: We see you, pretend-DJs.
🧠 Cleverly ironic.
🎨 Streetwear aesthetic with luxury undertones.
🔥 Made to ruffle feathers and start conversations.
Only a handful available. Once they’re gone, they’re gone — just like that one real DJ at the mainstage.
💬 Tag us wearing it: #FauxDJ
📦 Ships worldwide
📍 Available now — only on Ghetto Treehouse
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Limited Edition. Maximum Shade.
You’ve seen them — the “DJs” at festivals who throw cakes, jump on tables, and somehow keep the music going without touching a single knob. Welcome to the age of the Faux Designer DJ.
This satirical banger is our sharpest cultural jab yet — featuring a Gucci-inspired color palette and a sharpie-scrawled font that screams DIY rebellion. Whether you're an old-school selector or just tired of the button-mashing fraudulence, this tee says what everyone’s been thinking: We see you, pretend-DJs.
🧠 Cleverly ironic.
🎨 Streetwear aesthetic with luxury undertones.
🔥 Made to ruffle feathers and start conversations.
Only a handful available. Once they’re gone, they’re gone — just like that one real DJ at the mainstage.
💬 Tag us wearing it: #FauxDJ
📦 Ships worldwide
📍 Available now — only on Ghetto Treehouse
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |