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The "Faux Designer DJ" Unisex Dyed Heavyweight T-shirt

by Ghetto Tree House

Regular price$49.50 Sale price
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🎧 FAUX DJ TEE — Limited Drop
Unmixed. Unmastered. Unbothered.

This one’s for the real heads — and the real trolls. The Faux Designer DJ tee takes a swipe at today’s festival circuit, where cake-throwers and knob-fakers reign supreme. Inspired by the luxury aesthetic they all love to mimic, this satirical design flips the script with a Gucci-style palette and handwritten sharpie-style font that keeps it raw and real.

Printed boldly on the back, with an embroidered Ghetto Treehouse logo on the front chest, this heavyweight tee isn’t just talk — it’s built to last. Thick, structured, yet incredibly soft and breathable, it’s a unisex, garment-dyed staple made to throw shade and look good doing it.

🧠 Culturally savage.
🎨 Designer parody meets underground attitude.
🔥 Made to start beef and sell out fast.

Drop is limited. No reprints.
📦 Ships worldwide
📍 Only on Ghetto Treehouse

💬 Tag your truth: #FauxDJ

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½